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[It just goes directly to the beep.]

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Re: Day 253 night

[auguryofinnocence]

I'm not helping you throw me off the roof.

Re: Day 253 night

[unskippablecutscene]

Why not? I can't do it alone.

Re: Day 253 night

[auguryofinnocence]

Do you want me to die, Lahabrea?

Re: Day 253 night

[unskippablecutscene]

You won't die.

[That's what HAPPENS when people fall off ROOFS Lahabrea?]

Re: Day 253 night

[auguryofinnocence]

I'm mortal now, I'd die! ....I'd look like Nero...

Re: Day 253 night

[unskippablecutscene]

...Don't want that.

You could--common law. No fall damage.

Re: Day 253 night

[auguryofinnocence]

...That's true.

[He grins, like that's actually a good idea and he's excited about it?]

Okay, Common Law: no one can take damage from a fall!

Re: Day 253 night

[unskippablecutscene]

There!

Perfect.

....Come here.

[Getting up is so much effort he'll throw you off the roof later.]

Re: Day 253 night

[auguryofinnocence]

[Honestly he thinks he's coming over to get thrown from the roof? And he's cool with that, sounds dumb, dumb is fun. So he comes over and offers a hand up. Because clearly they're going to the roof now.]

Re: Day 253 night

[unskippablecutscene]

[Well if he's being pulled...!




He pulls back! ha! This is winning]

Re: Day 253 night

[auguryofinnocence]

[He's bigger!!! But he's so unsteady it hardly takes anything to pull him down. Head first, so he mostly lands on his neck, and just whines.]

Re: Day 253 night

[unskippablecutscene]

[Pats his hair, there there]

Re: Day 253 night

[auguryofinnocence]

[It probably counts as fall damage though so? Doesn't actually hurt, hey.

He will, however, push on Lahabrea's face.]

you stupid drunken old man.

Re: Day 253 night

[unskippablecutscene]

You're a drunken old man.

And a fool.

Re: Day 253 night

[auguryofinnocence]

-- why am I a fool? And you're like a billion years older than me, old man.

1/3

[unskippablecutscene]

Don't be logical I'm too drunk for it.

You are a fool though. Refusing help. Going to hell. Splitting your soul.

Re: Day 253 night

[unskippablecutscene]

[Sitting up!]

That's it.

Re: Day 253 night

[unskippablecutscene]

I am throwing you off the roof.

Re: Day 253 night

[auguryofinnocence]

Throw me off the roof, old man! Do it! That'll help with my intimacy issues!

[He's absolutely laughing though.]

Re: Day 253 night

[unskippablecutscene]

You... Will be fine. Help me up. I can't throw you off on my own.

Re: Day 253 night

[auguryofinnocence]

That's what I was trying to do.

[Once he pulls himself back up he can try to offer help again though.]

Re: Day 253 night

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[Together they will manage to get an extremely unsteady Lahabrea to his feet.]

Come along.

[He says, leaning heavily on Vergil.]

Re: Day 253 night

[auguryofinnocence]

[Since when is leaning on another drink guy a good idea. He puts an arm around Lahabrea's shoulders to try to make it better but they're still wobbly.]

I'm coming. Lead the way.

Re: Day 253 night

[unskippablecutscene]

[Is any of this in the same realm or planet as good ideas??]

Forward.

[Gonna try to get them out to the balcony somehow. Do they make it? Do they fall over in a heap on the way? Really it could be either.]

Re: Day 253 night

[auguryofinnocence]

[ok fair, they are going to go jump off the balcony. for fun?]

I'm sure you'd like me to be but I'm not a horse!

[But he's still listening to the command. They have Vergil's size working against them really, he sways, and bumps into every piece of furniture possible, there's more of him to have to work against gravity. Eventually he trips over his own feet, starts to tumble, and ensures Lahabrea is pulled down with him by trying to use him to steady himself.]