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[firstworldproblem]

[It just goes directly to the beep.]

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Re: Day 253 night

[unskippablecutscene]

[Makes wavey hands. This is definitely Emet-Selch's room.]

Help me up so I can throw you off the roof.

Re: Day 253 night

[auguryofinnocence]

I'm not helping you throw me off the roof.

Re: Day 253 night

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Why not? I can't do it alone.

Re: Day 253 night

[auguryofinnocence]

Do you want me to die, Lahabrea?

Re: Day 253 night

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You won't die.

[That's what HAPPENS when people fall off ROOFS Lahabrea?]

Re: Day 253 night

[auguryofinnocence]

I'm mortal now, I'd die! ....I'd look like Nero...

Re: Day 253 night

[unskippablecutscene]

...Don't want that.

You could--common law. No fall damage.

Re: Day 253 night

[auguryofinnocence]

...That's true.

[He grins, like that's actually a good idea and he's excited about it?]

Okay, Common Law: no one can take damage from a fall!

Re: Day 253 night

[unskippablecutscene]

There!

Perfect.

....Come here.

[Getting up is so much effort he'll throw you off the roof later.]

Re: Day 253 night

[auguryofinnocence]

[Honestly he thinks he's coming over to get thrown from the roof? And he's cool with that, sounds dumb, dumb is fun. So he comes over and offers a hand up. Because clearly they're going to the roof now.]

Re: Day 253 night

[unskippablecutscene]

[Well if he's being pulled...!




He pulls back! ha! This is winning]

Re: Day 253 night

[auguryofinnocence]

[He's bigger!!! But he's so unsteady it hardly takes anything to pull him down. Head first, so he mostly lands on his neck, and just whines.]

Re: Day 253 night

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[Pats his hair, there there]

Re: Day 253 night

[auguryofinnocence]

[It probably counts as fall damage though so? Doesn't actually hurt, hey.

He will, however, push on Lahabrea's face.]

you stupid drunken old man.

Re: Day 253 night

[unskippablecutscene]

You're a drunken old man.

And a fool.

Re: Day 253 night

[auguryofinnocence]

-- why am I a fool? And you're like a billion years older than me, old man.

1/3

[unskippablecutscene]

Don't be logical I'm too drunk for it.

You are a fool though. Refusing help. Going to hell. Splitting your soul.

Re: Day 253 night

[unskippablecutscene]

[Sitting up!]

That's it.

Re: Day 253 night

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I am throwing you off the roof.

Re: Day 253 night

[auguryofinnocence]

Throw me off the roof, old man! Do it! That'll help with my intimacy issues!

[He's absolutely laughing though.]

Re: Day 253 night

[unskippablecutscene]

You... Will be fine. Help me up. I can't throw you off on my own.

Re: Day 253 night

[auguryofinnocence]

That's what I was trying to do.

[Once he pulls himself back up he can try to offer help again though.]

Re: Day 253 night

[unskippablecutscene]

[Together they will manage to get an extremely unsteady Lahabrea to his feet.]

Come along.

[He says, leaning heavily on Vergil.]

Re: Day 253 night

[auguryofinnocence]

[Since when is leaning on another drink guy a good idea. He puts an arm around Lahabrea's shoulders to try to make it better but they're still wobbly.]

I'm coming. Lead the way.

Re: Day 253 night

[unskippablecutscene]

[Is any of this in the same realm or planet as good ideas??]

Forward.

[Gonna try to get them out to the balcony somehow. Do they make it? Do they fall over in a heap on the way? Really it could be either.]