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[Oh, okay it's hug time for a minute then. An important part of throwing yourself and a friend off a building.]

Let's go, I'll make sure you get home safe, you foolish old man.

[Absolutely important post-jumping-off-building protocol.]

You had better--or I will fill your dreams with nonsense.

Baritones has too much power...

[He moves then to support each other again to head back inside the hotel and to the elevator. At least they don't have to take the stairs like this or they'd be better off just sleeping in the lobby.]

[Maybe this is why Emet-Selch likes elevators? Anyway thank goodness for them.]

We do. But so does Taisho. That's quite a handy ability, you know.

But you know what I miss? Floating.

[He nods, so enthusiastically.]

Me too. And not being human shaped.

You should be not human shaped. If that's how you like it.

Don't really have a choice, do I. People would be weird about it here anyway. But I miss it.

Plenty have corruptions that give them strange appendages and suchlike, I don't see why you looking like yourself should be a crime.

There's my family for one thing. And people already don't trust auditions so willingly looking like a demon seems about the same...

Do you care much if people trust you or not based on your appearance? You are not like me, manipulating others with the benefit of a pretty face.

Though I suppose your family is the real issue.

Exactly, they'd think I'm going to start being evil just because I want to be right. ...Clothes would be hard too.

[Honestly how do people with corruptions get dressed.]

You could wear a sign "not plotting anything nefarious today, just out for lunch"

[He laughs, grinning.]

Not today, huh.

You don't want to limit yourself.

You shouldn't encourage me.

[Stumbling through the BARiTONES entrance, he grabs to doorway so they can both squeeze through without falling over.]

[You're a good! Friend!]

I don't see why not. I only want you to be true to your feelings, I don't think I've said anything about being an upstanding citizen.

Good because I'm not an upstanding citizen.

[But if he goes full demon he'll reject his feelings!]

Emet-Selch's room? ...Or he went to yours for some reason, where am I taking you?

[Why can't you do both?]

Hm... my room. He's being a brat. Though, truthfully he might need space soon.

[But he'll flop on his oldest friend for the night anyway.]

[Explain? Both? ???]

Guess it's his own fault for abandoning his room.

[Shuffling down the hall to drop him off then.]

[Be demon, have feelings??]

Much of this is his own fault, he can suffer the consequences.

Thank you, I might have had trouble making my way back up. Going down was so much easier.

Will you make it back to Taisho all right?

[Does not compute]

Going to throw me down to Taisho if I say no? If I don't make it, the hall's fine. Go to bed.

[Surely someone has done it before!]

I threw you off the roof once tonight didn't I?

[No, Vergil threw them off but details]

I wouldn't let you sleep in the hall.

[Sparda maybe? Fuck Sparda though.]

You saw the chart. I'm feral. I'll sleep in the hall. I don't even want to sleep inside!

Tell me you shall make it back in one piece. Then I can sleep.

I'm not going to die. Goodnight, Lahabrea.

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