Emet Selch ([personal profile] firstworldproblem) wrote2022-09-28 05:22 pm

IC Inbox (Imeeji)

[It just goes directly to the beep.]

Day 279 Afternoon

[personal profile] failedsafe 2020-09-08 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Lily Pads: eyyyyyyy
Lily Pads: i bhope i'm not ljate.

[she's not, in fact she's early, but that she might think so is proooobably telling!]

[personal profile] failedsafe 2020-09-09 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Lily Pads: everythwing uis a-okkkkkk!!
Lily Pads: how abotu youn? everything oyka?

[personal profile] failedsafe 2020-09-09 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Lily Pads: i am suuunuper coping ruight bnow.

[she's stupid drunk in the afternoon. it's fine.

Lily Pads is typing...]

Lily Pads: Anyway, if you're not, that is very here or there!
Lily Pads: I mean, I know I'm not Cos or Five...or the rest of the Grandpa Gang
Lily Pads: Or hypercompent like Yvie or Lolo.
Lily Pads: Or like your son, Wifi
Lily Pads: Okay, this is not exactly a ringing endorsement now that I am getting it all out there.
Lily Pads: But you matter to me a whole lot.
Lily Pads: And your current state of self and feelings matter to me dearly.
Lily Pads: So, what do you need?
Lily Pads: If it's time, that's fine.

[personal profile] failedsafe 2020-09-11 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
Lily Pads: Well, it would be nice to be competent.
Lily Pads: But I get what you mean.
Lily Pads: Why would anyone oppose your work?
Lily Pads: Unless that falls under Secrets You Haven't Earned, Yet.

[personal profile] failedsafe 2020-09-12 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Lily Pads is typing...]

Lily Pads: Ah, very sorry.
Lily Pads: You have a lot of secrets, which is fine, obviously.
Lily Pads: I only mean to respect your privacy and don't wanna pry.

[she'll get to the rest later, she wants to clear this up first it's important.]

[personal profile] failedsafe 2020-09-13 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
Lily Pads: Okay.
Lily Pads: I can't do anything worth a damn for anyone when it matters.

[personal profile] failedsafe 2020-09-13 09:20 am (UTC)(link)
Lily Pads: Not that I don't always love your company.
Lily Pads: But I wouldn't want to put you out.

[also don't let her coherent typing fool you she is still very drunk]

Lily Pads: Not that I can really put you out.
Lily Pads: You're a super grown man who can make his own decisions.
Lily Pads: Wonderful decisions.
Lily Pads: But you don't have to, is what I'm saying.

[personal profile] failedsafe 2020-09-13 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[she doesn't respond for a few minutes]

Lily Pads: Suuuure.
Lily Pads: Vergil is here and going to drag me back, so.
Lily Pads: I'll be there sooner than expected, looks like.

[personal profile] failedsafe 2020-09-14 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Lily Pads: Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Lily Pads: Rest those bones.
Lily Pads: I'll see you soon.

[and she'll come back largely covered in sad and with seaweed and branches and more sand in her hair, though it looks like there was an effort to like, get rid of the worst offenders but she will come back to bit, take a long ass shower and make sure she is presentable and then clean up any mess she tracked and will just chill in the common area.]

Lily Pads: I'm here.
failedsafe: (27)

[personal profile] failedsafe 2020-09-14 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
[It hasn't been that long but she is honestly still very happy to see him and will sit]

Hiiiiii. [hm.]

Well, I know I'm gorgeous, so there are no issues on that front.
failedsafe: (185)

[personal profile] failedsafe 2020-09-15 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
[oh she clean now no sand or junk

she makes a low unhappy noise though, but uwah hair braiding]

I never said that....

[it's a VERY weak defense]
failedsafe: (140)

1/2

[personal profile] failedsafe 2020-09-15 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, okay. So I might...feel a little teensy bit
failedsafe: (144)

2/2

[personal profile] failedsafe 2020-09-15 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
[her voice drops]

absolutely completely useless. Ya caught me.

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