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[firstworldproblem]

If only that were true. You'll find my success rate is not as high as you boast.

[failedsafe]

Fine, often.

[firstworldproblem]

That I will concede to.

[Waving her over to some nice, festive backdrop.]

Your phone.

[failedsafe]

[She hands him her phone eagerly]

[firstworldproblem]

[He will take a few pictures for her and hand her phone back.]

A suitable backdrop to add for your letters. Though you could make a variety if you wish.

[failedsafe]

[:O!]

That's really clever! I love it. I hope he will too, but I'm sure that'll be the case. Thank you so much!

[firstworldproblem]

I can't take the credit. 'Twas Five's. We all know he is the more brilliant mind of the pair.

[failedsafe]

I dunnoooo you're plenty brilliant yourself. You keep each other on your toes~

[it's delightful for her, personally.]

[firstworldproblem]

Do not worry, I am not belittling myself. Simply giving credit where credit is due.

How have things been progressing for you, Lily?

[failedsafe]

Oh, I didn't think you were, I just find you guys really adorable and amusing.

Well, I've kissed...thirty some odd people so far, I wonder if that's enough to win, but there's some stiff competition out there so who knows.

[that's. what he meant, right?]

[firstworldproblem]

... Thirty?

Truthfully, I never play these social games to the letter as there are hardly any consequences if one does not.

But now I do feel as if I could put in a bit more effort.

[failedsafe]

Thirty-seven, so far. Just kick back, relax. Enjoy the lack of consequences. I'm just of a mind to crush some people is all.♥

[firstworldproblem]

... And who exactly are you trying to impress?

[failedsafe]

I'm not trying to impress, I just am not actually mad that I lost the last kissing game! When I was sooooo close. So I have decided to destroy the competition his time.

[A beat.]

Also, I don't know if you knew this about me, but I reaaaally like kissing people.

[firstworldproblem]

Ah, the passions of youth.... is what I'd like to say, but I don't think I was ever that passionate.

[He shakes his head.]

But of course you do. You enjoy flattering people and making them happy. And that can be completed in once nice package known as a kiss.

[failedsafe]

Maybe especially young. I don't flatter, I'm very sincere, I just want people to know how great they aaaaare.

[firstworldproblem]

Oh, you flatter. Do not think otherwise. But that is why it is charming. It is no less deserved.

[Patting her shoulder.]

Do continue to give your youth to Cosmo. I don't think I've seen him this way for .... truthfully, I can't remember. But he has a vitality about him that has been missing.

[failedsafe]

...Oh, I don't think I have anything to do with that, honestly. It's all the Rad Dad Grandpa Gang. I am very happy for him, though, really. For all of you.

[firstworldproblem]

Lily...

[failedsafe]

That's my name.

[she's just really happy for you all though]

[firstworldproblem]

[Tilting his head down to give her cheek another kiss.]

Not all important gestures need be grand. You do well with the small but just as important things.

[failedsafe]

[oh yay, she looks visibly pleased to get another kiss, how marvelous.]

Oh nah, I know that much, I just don't really do much of that either? I'm not getting down on myself, it's just how it is. I know he's been very busy lately, too.

[firstworldproblem]

[To that he taps her nose.]

He has, but somehow you have found the time to watch out for one of our brethren. I'm sure you simply randomly picked them out.

1/2

[failedsafe]

Mebbe.

[No.]

I do like to help.

[Yes, but also she's so full of shit and she knows he'll know it]

2/2

[failedsafe]

Fiiiiine, you caught me somehow. I just...remembered him and I thought I would help.