firstworldproblem | IC Inbox (Imeeji)

[He does lean on Lahabrea and has Five so now he's even more content and smug. What are you two doing to his ego?]

I thought you were considering a library. Just don't make it a dank cave. A section with floor to ceiling windows would be nice. A couch to lie upon. Perhaps a fireplace. Left to your own devices you'd make it purely utilitarian.

Though you won't let me go with simply that answer. I know you. Surprise me.

[Who would have thought, Five, that simply relaxing with your buddies was so comfortable. He does raise an eyebrow at him though.]

Oh, absolutely not. You are going to keep those points and learn self restraint.

Don't encourage him.

[Lahabrea complains, encouraging Emet-Selch.]

Very well. And I have no need of help, I'm quite good at making points, and have no memories to tax them. I've plenty for a library and an upgrade to this room and more besides.

Well, fine, I'll buy 100 knives instead. At least I'd put them to some use.

And what, praytell, will you use these 100 knives on?

I confess I'm also curious.

A lot of sandwiches?

[ he sighs and just waves a hand ]

I'm joking, obviously. I might just upgrade the car I got or simply save them for emergencies. Having extra did allow me to assist our newests, so. It's not a bad idea to keep more.

I was afraid for a moment you were taking a little too much after our dear Kohime.

[He does ponder and taps his chin.]

Actually, if you do have extra perhaps give them to Vergil for his own memories. I believe he cherishes knowing as much as you. Lahabrea and I have the luxury of not needing to purchase them.

Well, that and saving a bit for scar removal. Not that I don't have my allies on sensitIV, but that's a power truly too great.

[He snorts and runs his fingers through Emet-Selch's hair.]

Or you could get a dog. Or was it a cat?

He wouldn't accept them - I already had to struggle to word my previous assistance in a way that wouldn't hurt his pride, and he did give me those points back.

And it was a cat. But I don't need one, I already have him.

[ looking at Emet as he says that ]

And Wildfire, for a dog.

What is this? I've been degraded from co-parent to cat. And now our child a dog. Is this a roundabout declaration of divorce?

[Look he doesn't purr, but he does like hair petting.]

How stubborn. He fits right in.

If mythical creatures were allowed, we could get Lahabrea a winged horse. I imagine he would enjoy that.

Hahahaha!

[He laughs as Emet-Selch is dubbed cat, patting his head as if he might have ears before going back to petting his hair.]

You aren't wrong. He is rather feline.

And I would like a pegasus, thank you.

[ there's a smile at lahabrea's reaction to that and okay, he knows he's losing this competition because so far all he's done is stand right next to Emet but for HIS standards? That's like, the highest amount of affection ]

Don't worry, I'm not filing for divorce yet. Consider me calling you my cat proof of my affection towards you.

That said. You could ask Future is Now to gadgeteer you one, you know.

A pity. I would have given you the dog in the divorce.

[He sighs. Of course he does.]

And here I was already fantasizing about getting out of learning to play that game of his. Dashed my hopes already. But I suppose in this lifetime I can try to be a decent parent.

[And he just gives 'resting bitch face' at Lahabrea for the pat. They correctly equated him to a cat after all.]

Better than my suggestion. I was simply going to glue wings upon one of the horses at the stable.

[It's okay Five he wasn't keeping score. It was never a competition to him just an excuse to bully Emet.]

Neither of those suggestions sounds reasonable, frankly. You both are banned from horses.

Terrible. How can I possibly survive that.

Well, I think I've decided our next outing just to prove Lahabrea wrong. What do you think, Five?

[Patting his shoulder.]

Oh yes, do prove me wrong.

[Terrible. Horse riding. Don't do THAT to him. How will he ever endure doing something he likes. And already does daily.]

[ he's just going to give him a look because wait, what ]

You don't actually expect me to ride a horse, do you? Please tell me I misunderstood.

And here I thought you liked to try new things.

Oh don't force him if he can't do it.

[He's being a shit]

You're not going to manipulate me that easily.

But for the record, I can do it just fine.

[He taps Lahabrea on the nose. His gesture for 'be nice'.]

Then you can participate or simply watch. 'Tis the company that is important.

He's already said he can do it.

[He shrugs. Can't make him be nice!!]

[ For two nigh-immortal beings you sure are cute with each other. And he sighs!!! Like he's making a huge sacrifice instead of, you know, actually enjoying their company and not at all minding spending more time together ]

I'll see whether to participate or not. As you said, it's the company that it's important, and I suppose it is something new.

You two are terrible at times. And I'm all the more fond of you for it.

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