firstworldproblem | IC Inbox (Imeeji)

A pity. I would have given you the dog in the divorce.

[He sighs. Of course he does.]

And here I was already fantasizing about getting out of learning to play that game of his. Dashed my hopes already. But I suppose in this lifetime I can try to be a decent parent.

[And he just gives 'resting bitch face' at Lahabrea for the pat. They correctly equated him to a cat after all.]

Better than my suggestion. I was simply going to glue wings upon one of the horses at the stable.

[It's okay Five he wasn't keeping score. It was never a competition to him just an excuse to bully Emet.]

Neither of those suggestions sounds reasonable, frankly. You both are banned from horses.

Terrible. How can I possibly survive that.

Well, I think I've decided our next outing just to prove Lahabrea wrong. What do you think, Five?

[Patting his shoulder.]

Oh yes, do prove me wrong.

[Terrible. Horse riding. Don't do THAT to him. How will he ever endure doing something he likes. And already does daily.]

[ he's just going to give him a look because wait, what ]

You don't actually expect me to ride a horse, do you? Please tell me I misunderstood.

And here I thought you liked to try new things.

Oh don't force him if he can't do it.

[He's being a shit]

You're not going to manipulate me that easily.

But for the record, I can do it just fine.

[He taps Lahabrea on the nose. His gesture for 'be nice'.]

Then you can participate or simply watch. 'Tis the company that is important.

He's already said he can do it.

[He shrugs. Can't make him be nice!!]

[ For two nigh-immortal beings you sure are cute with each other. And he sighs!!! Like he's making a huge sacrifice instead of, you know, actually enjoying their company and not at all minding spending more time together ]

I'll see whether to participate or not. As you said, it's the company that it's important, and I suppose it is something new.

You two are terrible at times. And I'm all the more fond of you for it.

You would be fond of us if we started debating dirt. You're easy to please.

Should we? The idea was to spoil him, after all. He did mention he'd like to see us debate before.

[ the way he says it almost makes him sound like he's seriously considering DEBATING DIRT, but obviously he's joking ]

Or the man himself can tell us what he'd like. Though I feel like all this physical contact is already enough.

I'll just nap if you do. Truthfully I will in any case.

[Lazily leaning still on Lahabrea.]

And you are observant as always, Five. What I'd like is my dearest companions and closest confidants for company. Is there anything more fulfilling than that?

You heard it from him. He's so easy to please it becomes hard to find a way to spoil him.

Well. In that case.

[ he's going to move and change positions, laying down fully on the ground and just. resting his head on Emet-Selch's lap, staying there ]

I'm going to take full advantage of it.

[That's a little surprising, Five. Though not unwelcome. He starts to pet his hair softly.]

Perhaps we should move to the bed. That can't be comfortable on the floor.

[Ah it's a shame he can't lift them. Ah well.]

We may as well.

[Gently pushing Emet off and getting up to offer them both a hand.]

I'm not doing a repeat.

[ because just doing that ONCE already took him shoving away any embarrassment and reserves he had.

But he does move aside and maybe

just maybe his cheeks are lightly pink ]

If we're moving to the bed I'm lying down like a normal person.

[Five, that's cute. But at least Emet is kind enough to spare him further embarrassment by simply patting his shoulder.]

He does take Lahabrea's hand though and rises before flopping on the bed. Probably wasn't really made for three people.]

[Even if it was somehow made for three people was it made for three people when one of them is Emet-Selch's size? But they'll manage somehow. he sits himself, getting comfortable and snagging a book just in case he ends up furniture.]

As if either of our dignity matters to this man.

Not our dignity, no.

[ but he knows Emet keeps his comfort his mind so he appreciates the shoulder pat, and he's going to move on the bed a swell, just. trying to find any space he can find - at least he's small ]

We could always just buy a bigger bed now and have it delivered immediately.

And miss the opportunity to watch both of you squirm, I think not.

[Once Lahabrea has his book, he will drape mostly on him. One, because he finds it amusing and two, he is 99% sure Lahabrea likes it but simply is too tsun to admit it.]

Lahabrea has been writing all over my notes if you wish to grab something to read, and Vergil has been bringing books besides.

[He'll give room to let Five get comfortable, but don't worry he'll do something embarassing when he least expects it.]

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