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[He turns so red when he sees what's going on here.]

-- You really are hell-bent on this, aren't you.

[He's wearing a white tux with blue accents to match the theme.]

Of course. How lovely that my powers work when it comes to these 'missions'. I can truly make this as grand as I want.

[And he does snap his fingers and puts Vergil in a most elegant black and navy tuxedo with little gold accents here and there.]

....At least you know what I like to wear.

[But he's so awkward and tense standing there.]

[He comes up and straightens Vergil's lapel.]

Will this be so truly difficult for you? I can plug my ears and turn around for the more mushy parts if you like.

[He tucks his chin in. But actually he does appreciate the help, gotta look good, can't be all rumpled.]

No, it's alright. As long as you haven't invited anyone else.

No one else. Besides.

[He kisses his cheek.]

This is more for fun than it is not. Let's give the old man a good time and see if we can make him cry, hmmm?

Well. That's true. I think we might just manage it. It's easy enough if he is overwhelmed, you know.

Good. I do believe that will also help with the butterflies in your stomach.

Now, you have vows ready, don't you?

No? I only just found out that I was getting married?

You'd best think quickly.

What are you supposed to say in those...

Something incredibly sappy how you will love each other until dawn's final rise. 'Tis the stuff I hear you say to each other many times. This simply makes it more binding.

You hear all that?

[He shouldn't be surprised but!]

Not all, but enough. Just as you hear it from myself and Five.

You aren’t embarrassed, are you?

Of course I'm embarrassed.

...Not that it will stop me, but even so.

[He's just! Shy! And more so because of the current situation.]

Just pretend I'm not here then. Be as sappy as you please.

He'll be happy with any vow you give him, you know.

You're not wrong, but that still doesn't mean I can say just anything.

You could just roll your eyes and balk that 'you are stuck with him for the rest of eternity'.

Hah, how very sweet and romantic. He would likely be charmingly grumpy, but he does deserve better than that.

He does deserve better.

And that is why you are making the vows and not me.

Oh, but perhaps I should officiate for you instead?

If you can manage to get Five out of his books, I would adore it.

Too busy even to sleep, hm?

You know very well I can't deny him anything. Even moreso when he is this excited.

Thus here I am, meddling with the two of you.

[Two which he pulls from behind his back a bouquet of Qliphoth and hands it to him.]

I'm afraid these only come in red.

[Oh - he laughs. That sure is some kind of bouquet. But he does love this horrible creature of a plant, so he's absolutely going to dangle a finger in front of it to feed it a little.]

How creative.

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