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You'd best think quickly.

What are you supposed to say in those...

Something incredibly sappy how you will love each other until dawn's final rise. 'Tis the stuff I hear you say to each other many times. This simply makes it more binding.

You hear all that?

[He shouldn't be surprised but!]

Not all, but enough. Just as you hear it from myself and Five.

You aren’t embarrassed, are you?

Of course I'm embarrassed.

...Not that it will stop me, but even so.

[He's just! Shy! And more so because of the current situation.]

Just pretend I'm not here then. Be as sappy as you please.

He'll be happy with any vow you give him, you know.

You're not wrong, but that still doesn't mean I can say just anything.

You could just roll your eyes and balk that 'you are stuck with him for the rest of eternity'.

Hah, how very sweet and romantic. He would likely be charmingly grumpy, but he does deserve better than that.

He does deserve better.

And that is why you are making the vows and not me.

Oh, but perhaps I should officiate for you instead?

If you can manage to get Five out of his books, I would adore it.

Too busy even to sleep, hm?

You know very well I can't deny him anything. Even moreso when he is this excited.

Thus here I am, meddling with the two of you.

[Two which he pulls from behind his back a bouquet of Qliphoth and hands it to him.]

I'm afraid these only come in red.

[Oh - he laughs. That sure is some kind of bouquet. But he does love this horrible creature of a plant, so he's absolutely going to dangle a finger in front of it to feed it a little.]

How creative.

[It will be fed and Emet will make a face.]

Not in front of the guests.

[What guests?]

I simply wanted to make sure there was a little part of 'you' in the wedding. Now, if you can stand right here.

[Motioning to a spot.]

[What guests! He does do as he's told, but,]

It's very nice, but I do have a different request, if you don't mind.

Oh? I'm all ears.

I'm a fan of campanula and camellia, red if you would.

Of course. Luckily this place allows abilities when quests are involved.

[He snaps his fingers and offers a second bouquet of the requested flowers.]

It is awfully convenient.

[Well both of these work, sure why not, he'll hold on to both!]

Much better, thank you.

[He looks at him to make sure one set of flowers isn't going to devour the other. He has no idea how Qliphoth work after all.]

Are you ready then?

[It just wants blood, nbd!]

As much as I'm going to be, I suppose.

You are already married. How can you possibly be getting cold feet now?

[wedding things can happen in a three way thread here if you want. this thread can just continue for banters sake.]

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