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DAY 19

[firstworldproblem]

[The magic and portals drop you squarely into a chapel? Isn't it lovely. Look at how pretty the flowers (there are elpis flowers and blue and white ones) are and how sparkling clean and nice it is! Yes, there is even that gothic Catholic motif. Your soon husband to be is (or rather already is!) is standing next to you, and some meddler is sitting on the alter awaiting your arrival.]



It is about time. This wedding isn't going to manage itself.

[ooc: Feel free to make these separate threads as schedules be schedules.]

Re: DAY 19

[auguryofinnocence]

[He turns so red when he sees what's going on here.]

-- You really are hell-bent on this, aren't you.

Re: DAY 19

[firstworldproblem]

[He's wearing a white tux with blue accents to match the theme.]

Of course. How lovely that my powers work when it comes to these 'missions'. I can truly make this as grand as I want.

[And he does snap his fingers and puts Vergil in a most elegant black and navy tuxedo with little gold accents here and there.]

Re: DAY 19

[auguryofinnocence]

....At least you know what I like to wear.

[But he's so awkward and tense standing there.]

Re: DAY 19

[firstworldproblem]

[He comes up and straightens Vergil's lapel.]

Will this be so truly difficult for you? I can plug my ears and turn around for the more mushy parts if you like.

Re: DAY 19

[auguryofinnocence]

[He tucks his chin in. But actually he does appreciate the help, gotta look good, can't be all rumpled.]

No, it's alright. As long as you haven't invited anyone else.

Re: DAY 19

[firstworldproblem]

No one else. Besides.

[He kisses his cheek.]

This is more for fun than it is not. Let's give the old man a good time and see if we can make him cry, hmmm?

Re: DAY 19

[auguryofinnocence]

Well. That's true. I think we might just manage it. It's easy enough if he is overwhelmed, you know.

Re: DAY 19

[resteternal]

[Someone walked through the portal in fuzzy slippers and a bathrobe.]




I feel somewhat underdressed.

Re: DAY 19

[auguryofinnocence]

[Oh

Cute. Vergil's just going to make eyes at him because he's just so charmed. Look at this old man on vacation!]

Re: DAY 19

[resteternal]

[Look it was clearly from Hades was he supposed to get dressed?? He could magic on something now but he'll let the wedding planner do it. Instead he'll admire Vergil.]

You look stunning, my dear.

Re: DAY 19

[auguryofinnocence]

Not half as much as you.

[He steps in to give a little tug on the collar of the robe, grinning.]

Re: DAY 19

[resteternal]

[HE laughs]

At least wait for me to get dressed?

Re: DAY 19

[auguryofinnocence]

Oh, are you not going to wear this? What a shame.

Re: DAY 19

[firstworldproblem]

[Sitting on the alter in a white suit with blue accents to match the scenery.]

You have naught to fear. I can't force a wedding if I don't plan it, correct?

[And with a snap of his fingers he is also in a tuxedo, mostly black but the accents are light blue like a brightly burning flame. Well, all except for the tie. It is the red of his mask with even the symbol of his station as a pin.]

There you are.

Re: DAY 19

[resteternal]

[He examines himself approvingly.]

Perfect taste, as always. And the venue is lovely.

[He will come over to kiss Hades on the forehead.]

Re: DAY 19

[firstworldproblem]

Now. Now. I'm not the center of adorations today.

I'll give you a moment to think of your vows. Actually, one will do. I think he might burst from embarrassment if you provide more than that.

Re: DAY 19

[resteternal]

Indeed, but I believe the custom is to wait until I am told I may kiss my bride, is it not?

...Are you telling me to limit myself in my vows? I've thought about them a lot you know.

Re: DAY 19

[firstworldproblem]

And I'm quite sure some of them you wish to do in private.

If you wouldn't mind standing right here.

[He points to a spot.]

DAY 19: ACTUAL WEDDING

[firstworldproblem]

[Now that he has you both here, he is going to clap his hands and bow to both of them.]

We are here today for a very long overdue ceremony of matrimony. Now, I could prattle on and on about my two dearest friends, but I'd just be talking to myself, wouldn't it?

[He walks up and kisses each of them on the cheek.]

To my dearest friends, both in your own way, I'm happy to share this moment with you and not only reap the benefits of this beautiful day, but also get us all some points in the process. Haven't we always been efficient.

[He goes back to sit up on the alter.]

Alright, which one of you wants to go first?

Re: DAY 19: ACTUAL WEDDING

[resteternal]

Age before beauty, is it?

Re: DAY 19: ACTUAL WEDDING

[auguryofinnocence]

Oh, are you going twice then?

Re: DAY 19: ACTUAL WEDDING

[resteternal]

[He flusters, hey? Clearing his throat to fail at covering that up]

Yes, well. Unless you wished to start?

Re: DAY 19: ACTUAL WEDDING

[auguryofinnocence]

[What a cute man!!!]

Oh no, you've volunteered to start and end, I do believe.

Re: DAY 19: ACTUAL WEDDING

[resteternal]

[He's being bullied, on this, his wedding day?]

And where will you go, dear?