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It's the word I would use.

[Getting out of the car! You better be giving him your hand to help him out.]

Only one? Here I thought you would be happy to buy me at least twenty new outfits.

[He does help him down and just sees how flustered he is.]

I would be happy to, but you know me and my funds.

[... well. Then there's a 'ping' from Emet's phone. Enjoy a couple thousands' points' transferral. Hyth is certainly much richer than him!]

I believe that's fixable.

Aren't you supposed to be purchasing memories?

I've got enough points for both. Serenity left me her funds when she graduated.

Perhaps you should take one after shopping. As my treat.

And what if it's one that's embarrassing for you?

You think that would deter me from enjoying such a memory? Well would it be worth it.

[Grins!!]

It's a deal, then. I do hope it will be embarrassing for you.

I might just get an embarrassing memory for you.

[They do arrive at the mall, and he ushers him up a few floors. Does he walk up the down escalators?]

[You know it! Or rather, well, he runs up them. But the principle is the same.]

[He just waits for him patiently at the top. Well, probably. Even going up Hythlodaeus might make better progress.

But they'll reach the department store soon enough.]

I do hope you enjoy black because that will be the primary color. Off with you, I'll fetch you when I find a few appropriate outfits.

Should I look for some future is now outfits for you, then?

You may select as many as you like, but I will only wear one.

[BUT WHAT IF HE MAKES PUPPY EYES AT YOU?]

Why only one?

[Makes a shooing motion.]

Go on. Or I'll decline that as well. I'll find you in a few minutes, hmm.

[rude! huffs!!]

I'll still get you to wear them.

[But he'll rush off for a while! He's going to look both for a sparkly/neon monstrosity but also for things that might conceivably suit Emet. Like this, but with more glowy bits. Or this. ~~I would add more links but my internet is being REALLY slow so pinterest doesn't load :(~~]

[Pat. Pat. Internet.

He actually does like pink/fuschia neon so when it is toned with black. And he does look a bit taken aback when is presented with them.]

You're actually trying to match my tastes. I'm a little surprised honestly you wouldn't go straight for the ridiculous.

[He hands him a few. Three are actually practical, but the third is definitely an indulgence on his part. And maybe he just thinks Hythlodaeus would look good in Saber Alter clothes.]

[OH MY GOD??? Emet isn't wrong tho Hyth does look good in dresses]

Ah, so you want a ridiculous outfit? That can be arranged too!

[But oooh let him look at his own picks! He nods at the suits in appreciation, but does look a little flustered at the dress.]

Well. I didn't realize this was your fancy.

[He is going to pretend he didn't hear that first outfit.]

You wanted twenty outfits if I did so recall. They can't all be suits.

[That's his story anyway.]

[Oh he's going to be a little shit. Leaning in closer!]

Hmmm? And why not?

[He wants to get Emet to admit that he's into Hyth in dresses.]

Is this a request to get you twenty of the exact same robe? I can arrange that as well. I simply thought you'd enjoy something with a little more flair.

Aww, how considerate! But you know I could have twenty of the same robe. And wear it every day, yet every day it will be a different one. Does that not sound like me?

It does. Twenty robes it is, then.

But since we are already here, you might as well try them on before I put them back.

You're not putting them back.

[Said very matter of factly! But he'll head over to the changing booths. He'll try the first three suits on at first, saving up the dress for later, particularly because he wants to see Emet's reaction to it. Anyway! Emerging in one of the suits.]

How do I look? Like a proper member of Baritones yet?

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