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Accomplice: godsdamti hades tahs exactly what i mtalkign about
Accomplice: i just
Accomplice: feelleft in the dakr alalthetime
Accomplice: hwo am iyoru friend if yu nevr tell me antythign and thehres nthing i can do for you

Hades: If you truly wish to know then perhaps I could oblige
Hades: But certainly not when you aren't sober enough to appreciate it

Accomplice: i jsut want yuo to talk to memore
Accomplice: yoi promsied to shwo me our home
Accomplice: tehch me things
Accomplice: but yuore barelry ever aroudn
Accomplice: hwo am is upposed to rememebr if y ou wont helptme?
Accomplice: iowuld rather ntospend hwowevr many centuries ive lived herer aggain just to regian all m y memoriers
Accomplice: you andn i btoth haveto acepte
Accomplice: i will nevre be thesmame pesron i uset to eb
Accomplice: ido hate it
Accomplice: feeliggn brokn like thsi
Accomplice: piecess
Accomplice: imcomplete

Hades: If that were the only thing I would need to accept, we would not be having any difficulties.
Hades: These games have treated you terribly. Showing you pain and suffering.
Hades: But truthfully, this is nothing to what I have seen.
Hades: And you should not be subject to it.
Hades: It has been frightfully busy with the aftermath of those whose souls were delved into.
Hades: So you will have to forgive my delay.
Hades: But perhaps next time I see you in dreams, I would show you further.

Accomplice: arlgith
Accomplice: btu
Accomplice: yoire a fool hades
Accomplice: talkig like is fibe for yuo to sufuer
Accomplice: but nto for m e

Hades: This can't be uprooted.
Hades: Nor will I allow myself to forget.
Hades: 'Tis why I've never taken the ability of BARiTONES to alter memories.
Hades: Thus you can at least be spared.

Accomplice: wow no womder ardyn loves yuo
Accomplice: yore theh same
Accomplice: smae kind of supid

Hades: As much as I love the man
Hades: Sacrificial for others is not longer part of his repertoire.
Hades: But he is endlessly patient.

[Hades is typing.....]

Hades: Did you really call him stupid?

Accomplice: yeha he tradd it fofr liek
Accomplice: beig afrad fo peopele likgign him
Accomplice: hangon

[a screenshot of these 5 or so messages.]

Hades: I don't think it is intentional, but he does mean it when he says he's shy.
Hades: Just not in the way he is trying to joke.
Hades: But you are one of his first friends in two millennia.
Hades: He's rusty.

Accomplice: yeha tahs whats lufifel ssaid too
Accomplice: i todl ardym to thank him too heh was
Accomplice: of gret help to me
Accomplice: soemeome to uderstand
Accomplice: an ecplain thigns a ltitle mroe
Accomplice: becuasue noene of yoi cagey fucks telleme antyhging
Accomplice: i gess icant blame you i n '''peceful tiems'''
Accomplice: buf postfacrum ir woulf havbeen good to knwo howor why hses like thtat
Accomplice: anif not for lucidelsan i wild not have foud out or madbe up iwth him
Accomplice: at least not forra lon time

Hades: It was not my secret to tell
Hades: Nor would I betray his trust in a manner
Hades: As I would not betray yours if you told me such in private
Hades: Though I do not quite understand your reference to 'peaceful times'.
Hades: Am I truly so different from your memories?

Accomplice: no by peacefuf times i men
Accomplice: fefore the comflict
Accomplice: like befor we hutr eacother he an i
Accomplice: and welwl i guses lucifel bterayd it tthen
Accomplice: butim pretpty sure arfyns note unhapppy abotut that
Accomplice: alsoos yoi coudl have just
Accomplice: AKSED the man hisemlf like hey can i tell hythodades yr circusmtaces
Accomplice: becase comtext mamters andn i trust my dnm BEST FRIENDD to try adn udnerstand like he told yuo he would

Hades: Such accusations!
Hades: You speak as if your well being and thoughts were furthest from my mind.
Hades: Which I assure you they were not.

Accomplice: well whaf abotu his???
Accomplice: fif yuo knew he cares abt me yoi codul have offefred to meditate beween us
Accomplice: an isntead youj ust king of let him sitthehre thignking i ahte him wheil i thnik he hates me

Hades: Goodness. You are correct.
Hades: Well, it turned out in the end, didn't it?
Hades: No needless mediation from your truly.
Hades: Unless there is more you would like to mediate.
Hades: Though historical I am not terrible skilled at it.

Accomplice: imn tellign yuo it on ly turnend otui okay bebcausue lcufielsan diid what yoi twoow shdould ahve done
Accomplice: lesmson forofutre ahdes
Accomplice: tallk to peoeple.
Accomplice: all fof yuo arer ALELRGIC to thas
Accomplice: like ardyb beigng dubm too bebcuase hehdidnt knwo if alahberea trusuts higm??? an d never sked
Accomplice: yuroe are alsl stipid
Accomplice: talk
Accomplice: to
Accomplice: peoeple
Accomplice: sepsecialyy pepple yoi care abotu

Hades: I will take it under advisement.
Hades: And speaking of advice, you should drink water.
Hades: Else you will have a pounding headache in the morning.

Accomplice: camt have eahedache if myt heab meltss off
Accomplice: chekmat
Accomplice: whab didi yio eman by cowadice
Accomplice: ?

Hades: You do have me there.
Hades: Well played.
Hades: Your phone does have a dictionary. You can look up the word if it befuddles you.

Accomplice: imso proub ofiyoi
Accomplice: onleley severl thousam yers to elrn repartee

Hades: Get some rest, Hythlodaeus.
Hades: I have no doubts you will need your energy to heal.

Accomplice: no im goig out witht serenti to gt hrorse
Accomplice: btu
Accomplice: seeui tormrow

Hades: Have a good rest after then.
Hades: You do deserve a horse or two for your trials and tribulations.

[There is a pause.]

Hades: Though it may not seem it, I do love you, Hythlodaeus, dearly.
Hades: The man you are now. The man you will become as you set upon this journey in front of you.
Hades: Good night.

Accomplice: i dedersve ALl horrse.

[Pause though!]

Accomplice: ♥
Accomplice: do fell clsoer to yoi again
Accomplice: woh woudl aheve imagigned
Accomplice: that talkig to yorur friens heps you bond agin.
Accomplice: wordto theh wise
Accomplice: or the foolis h
Accomplice: in yr case.
Accomplice: ;)

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