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[firstworldproblem]

[It just goes directly to the beep.]

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Re: post-taxes late night drunk mass text

[firstworldproblem]

Hades: Such accusations!
Hades: You speak as if your well being and thoughts were furthest from my mind.
Hades: Which I assure you they were not.

Re: post-taxes late night drunk mass text

[weenwoon]

Accomplice: well whaf abotu his???
Accomplice: fif yuo knew he cares abt me yoi codul have offefred to meditate beween us
Accomplice: an isntead youj ust king of let him sitthehre thignking i ahte him wheil i thnik he hates me

Re: post-taxes late night drunk mass text

[firstworldproblem]

Hades: Goodness. You are correct.
Hades: Well, it turned out in the end, didn't it?
Hades: No needless mediation from your truly.
Hades: Unless there is more you would like to mediate.
Hades: Though historical I am not terrible skilled at it.

Re: post-taxes late night drunk mass text

[weenwoon]

Accomplice: imn tellign yuo it on ly turnend otui okay bebcausue lcufielsan diid what yoi twoow shdould ahve done
Accomplice: lesmson forofutre ahdes
Accomplice: tallk to peoeple.
Accomplice: all fof yuo arer ALELRGIC to thas
Accomplice: like ardyb beigng dubm too bebcuase hehdidnt knwo if alahberea trusuts higm??? an d never sked
Accomplice: yuroe are alsl stipid
Accomplice: talk
Accomplice: to
Accomplice: peoeple
Accomplice: sepsecialyy pepple yoi care abotu

Re: post-taxes late night drunk mass text

[firstworldproblem]

Hades: I will take it under advisement.
Hades: And speaking of advice, you should drink water.
Hades: Else you will have a pounding headache in the morning.

Re: post-taxes late night drunk mass text

[weenwoon]

Accomplice: camt have eahedache if myt heab meltss off
Accomplice: chekmat
Accomplice: whab didi yio eman by cowadice
Accomplice: ?

Re: post-taxes late night drunk mass text

[firstworldproblem]

Hades: You do have me there.
Hades: Well played.
Hades: Your phone does have a dictionary. You can look up the word if it befuddles you.

Re: post-taxes late night drunk mass text

[weenwoon]

Accomplice: imso proub ofiyoi
Accomplice: onleley severl thousam yers to elrn repartee

Re: post-taxes late night drunk mass text

[firstworldproblem]

Hades: Get some rest, Hythlodaeus.
Hades: I have no doubts you will need your energy to heal.

Re: post-taxes late night drunk mass text

[weenwoon]

Accomplice: no im goig out witht serenti to gt hrorse
Accomplice: btu
Accomplice: seeui tormrow

Re: post-taxes late night drunk mass text

[firstworldproblem]

Hades: Have a good rest after then.
Hades: You do deserve a horse or two for your trials and tribulations.

[There is a pause.]

Hades: Though it may not seem it, I do love you, Hythlodaeus, dearly.
Hades: The man you are now. The man you will become as you set upon this journey in front of you.
Hades: Good night.

Re: post-taxes late night drunk mass text

[weenwoon]

Accomplice: i dedersve ALl horrse.

[Pause though!]

Accomplice: ♥
Accomplice: do fell clsoer to yoi again
Accomplice: woh woudl aheve imagigned
Accomplice: that talkig to yorur friens heps you bond agin.
Accomplice: wordto theh wise
Accomplice: or the foolis h
Accomplice: in yr case.
Accomplice: ;)

Re: post-taxes late night drunk mass text

[firstworldproblem]

[Can you hear the sigh from several floors up ---- you know, the fond one --- as he marks as read?

This is as close as he can get to just teleporting out when he believes a conversation is done.]