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[Now that he has you both here, he is going to clap his hands and bow to both of them.]
We are here today for a very long overdue ceremony of matrimony. Now, I could prattle on and on about my two dearest friends, but I'd just be talking to myself, wouldn't it?
[He walks up and kisses each of them on the cheek.]
To my dearest friends, both in your own way, I'm happy to share this moment with you and not only reap the benefits of this beautiful day, but also get us all some points in the process. Haven't we always been efficient.
[He goes back to sit up on the alter.]
Alright, which one of you wants to go first?
We are here today for a very long overdue ceremony of matrimony. Now, I could prattle on and on about my two dearest friends, but I'd just be talking to myself, wouldn't it?
[He walks up and kisses each of them on the cheek.]
To my dearest friends, both in your own way, I'm happy to share this moment with you and not only reap the benefits of this beautiful day, but also get us all some points in the process. Haven't we always been efficient.
[He goes back to sit up on the alter.]
Alright, which one of you wants to go first?
[Here is the actual wedding, but they can still pre-wedding chat.]
What promise is closest to your heart? And his? To never be alone. To love each other despite your oddities, your faults. A true unconditional love.
What would most stir his heart and yours?
What promise is closest to your heart? And his? To never be alone. To love each other despite your oddities, your faults. A true unconditional love.
What would most stir his heart and yours?
That's more like it. I am incredibly smug, how did you know.
[It just wants blood, nbd!]
As much as I'm going to be, I suppose.
As much as I'm going to be, I suppose.
You are already married. How can you possibly be getting cold feet now?
[wedding things can happen in a three way thread here if you want. this thread can just continue for banters sake.]
[wedding things can happen in a three way thread here if you want. this thread can just continue for banters sake.]
[He really has to think about this!]
Truly I am not sure. As you've said, to be with him for eternity. I do believe I do not neglect in telling him of how important he has been to me, to my heart. But perhaps I should say it yet again?
Truly I am not sure. As you've said, to be with him for eternity. I do believe I do not neglect in telling him of how important he has been to me, to my heart. But perhaps I should say it yet again?
Really dearest? I would never have guessed, given how demure you are,
Oh, are you going twice then?
Hah, well you could say so in a certain sense...
[He flusters, hey? Clearing his throat to fail at covering that up]
Yes, well. Unless you wished to start?
Yes, well. Unless you wished to start?
I can be very shy and reserved. Just not when it comes to you.
Not any more at least. But it is true, your shyness is rather charming.
[What a cute man!!!]
Oh no, you've volunteered to start and end, I do believe.
Oh no, you've volunteered to start and end, I do believe.
[He's being bullied, on this, his wedding day?]
And where will you go, dear?
And where will you go, dear?
[Should have thought of that before marrying a soft brat!]
The middle of course. Unless Hades will do the work for me.
The middle of course. Unless Hades will do the work for me.
-- I don't have cold feet. I would marry him again every day.
[Looking at Hades like, please, this is your fault, somehow.]
Perhaps we should hear his thoughts, but not in replacement of your own.
Perhaps we should hear his thoughts, but not in replacement of your own.
Well, I would be sad if I never saw a bit of a blush on your cheeks after all. But modesty is certainly pointless.
You can have shyness and a lack of modesty in the same moment.
Then he can end it, I'll let you off the hook.
Indeed, and for that I am blessed. One of your many, many charming features.
I suppose you'll be treated to more than a bit of that in a moment.
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