[Now that he has you both here, he is going to clap his hands and bow to both of them.]

We are here today for a very long overdue ceremony of matrimony. Now, I could prattle on and on about my two dearest friends, but I'd just be talking to myself, wouldn't it?

[He walks up and kisses each of them on the cheek.]

To my dearest friends, both in your own way, I'm happy to share this moment with you and not only reap the benefits of this beautiful day, but also get us all some points in the process. Haven't we always been efficient.

[He goes back to sit up on the alter.]

Alright, which one of you wants to go first?