[Give him a moment, texting isn't really something he does .... ever.]

Emet-Selch: I assume you aren't related to the doll or the doctor.
Emet-Selch: Which leaves you as the result of the sheep accident.
Emet-Selch: Oh, if you are offering help. Then I simply ask that you watch over my dear, dear friend.
Emet-Selch: He has a tendency to get into trouble.
Emet-Selch: Thus any amount of babysitting fostered his way is more than welcome.