firstworldproblem | IC Inbox 2 (Imeeji)

I meant the three of us. [ he crinkles his nose at that, frowning. ] No, of course not. I have no interest in most people here. Sensei is the exception. I don’t even kiss other people. [ and he avoided playing that stupid kissing game because of that. ] …sensei, [ lightly pokes him. ] relax, if there’s anybody you don’t have to feel embarrassed around it’s either of us.

[He kisses the top of Five’s head continually just petting his hair softly.]

I would not be opposed but I have learned by now that Five has more stamina than I. I have no doubts you are the same.

[He does brush Caeli’s cheek with the back of his fingers.]

I was nesting. You seem the type to attach and attach passionately.

[ Murder is easy, intimacy is hard. ]

Doesn't that apply for each of us? If anything I think between us three I might be the one who's been more casual. And I haven't been exactly.

[ as he feels his knot shrink he’s going to pull out of emet, biting back a hiss as he does so. ] I don’t think anybody is capable of beating me in the stamina department… [ and especially not when he’s in heat. ] Hn, I guess that’s… not wrong… [ thinks about himself and zhongli. ] I’m perfectly content with what I have, and not everybody is worth getting to know. [ this is already more than he thinks he’s able to handle and handle well. moves off the couch and fixes his anatomy. ] Let me change you two into something I can carry to the bathroom. I don’t need you making a mess of my new floor.

[ if they agree it’s time to be cute foxes. ]

Truthfully, I was thinking more of others not present when I made that statement.

[He will counter with a hiss of his own.]

I will never say no to being carried.

I guess you haven't had the chance to see him at his laziest yet. Sleeping is his favourite past time after all.

[ he says like he's not clearly just waiting to get carried as well, and once he does change them, he'll just nuzzle against him, getting comfortable ]

[ scoops up both of his new fox friends and carries them out of the bar and to his brand new jungle-themed bathroom. it's real spacious and has a nice jacuzzi bath, so cleaning up should be a breeze. he'll set them down and change them back, stretching his arms high above his head. ] I think I could use a nap, honestly.

[He nudges Five with his shoulder when they are changed back.]

I’m convinced. We can keep him.

[And he attempts to usher them both in the tub so he can begin the cleaning process. It’s more indulgent petting and hair washing than cleaning.]

[ There's a little laugh at Emet's comment, genuinely amused ]

See? He's cute.

[ and he will help with the cleaning as much as possible, but he's also tired, and he might yawn a few times. It's obvious he's also ready for a nap ]

[ his tail wags just a liiiittle bit. ] I’m adorable. [ grins~ ]

[ he helps too, because he wants to pamper the both of them, but he really enjoys the attention. yes, plz, keep petting him! ]

[He’ll get pets and when they dry off, Emet will even make sure to towel dry his ears and tail.]

You do have a big enough bed, don’t you?

[He’ll wrap a towel around himself and one of Caeli’s shirts for Five and Caeli since he doubts he will fit in them.]

Since he's being such a good and gracious host. He should also cook for us after we rest.

[ wtf-!!! he eyes five, and then without even warning the two of them this time he’s changing them in smol foxes, ] So needy. [ he isn’t as annoyed as he sounds, and his smile probably says as much. he heads to another upgrade of his, changing himself and carrying them to the cabin through the snow like the little brats ❤️ they are. he dump them on the bed and change everybody back afterward. ] Is this to your liking?

[What did he expect? Emet will definitely look pleased at the suggestion before his shrink down to portable size. While he is a fox he is going to absolutely ensure that he is getting in his way as much as possible. You wanted a tail resting against your face, right?

He is definitely going to lay down once they get there. Desire to move has ceased.]

Can you bring me three cups of water?

[In case Caeli didn’t need more things to do.]

[ unlike emet he's being a well behaved fox, he's going to just move to hide inside his clothes to avoid the cold. And even once they are turned back, he'll just lay on the bed next to Emet ]

I'd say be nice but it is his fault for pushing both of us to our limits. I can't walk.

[ he can. He's just being a brat ]

[ get that fox butt out of his face!!! bats at the tail and leers at emet. at least five is being good… though he does shudder the moment he dives into his clothes, because it tickles. ]

[ as soon as the old men are dumped onto the bed and demanding this and that of him childe just smiles sweetly. ] Such unimpressive limits… and you’re the one that had been on the verge of begging, sensei. [ he disappears for about fifteen minutes, returning with four cups of water and a sandwich. he goes over to the side of the bed, splashing emet in the water of one cup before setting the other three down. he then returns to the doorway to lean on it, tail swishing as he eats his sandwich. ] A shame you can’t move or you could come share this with me. [ sticks his tongue out cheekily. ]

[He shakes his limbs off with a laugh trying to minimize the splash on the bed because he does plan to sleep there.]

I see you are reaching your limit. When you are done eating, do come here.

[He’ll make the drink he is named for with the glasses of water and hand one to Five. When Childe comes back he’ll offer him one, too.]

[ he was planning on being good and having actual water for once but you know what. He's not turning down a drink, so he'll take it ]

The bed is going to get cold without you. And maybe I'd rather have your blood than a sandwich.

That goes for both of you.

[ he finishes the sandwich in a few bites, fluffing up. ] Oh, have you finally finished going through your very long list of requests… happy days~. [ sarcasm. ] I’m glad you still want me and not just my services. [ he abandons the door and goes to jump on the bed, hoping to scare them, even if briefly, but he changes into a fox in the air and plonks down in between them for some snuggles. ] What did you make us? [ rolls onto his bad, little feets in the air. ]

[Emet is slightly worried when he jumps but extreme laziness and being comfortable prevents him from shifting.]

My namesake. I learned it from Yvette. I can change it if you would like something else.

[He rubs Caeli’s belly before he pulls Five into lap putting him into biting range if he really is hungry.]

[ Unlike Emet he was ready to move away - but once he turns into a fox he seems relieved. He'll also just let Emet pull him closer, taking the invite for what it is before he places his lips against his neck and bites down, starting to suck on his blood, though he will reach with his hand toward Childe, so he can also pet him absent-mindedly ]

It’s fine. I was just curious. Let’s see if you and your namesake are familiar in any way. [ he’s going to attempt to paw at the glass emet is holding, so it’s close enough for him to stick his furry face into and lap at. ]

[ even though he’s opened himself to belly rubs be mindful of his tattoo or he’s going to die… of embarrassment. ]

Did we push you too far? I thought you rather enjoyed orgasm denial.

[He places the back of his hand on Five’s head as he bites down. Him drinking blood is always a heady mix of a little pain and more pleasure. Even now he hasn’t quite got used to it.]

I took the name for the irony honestly. Alexander was the primal who could control time.

[It is cognac and some sort of cream so enjoy. And it is more of chest rubs than belly rubs. He wouldn’t be that mean.]

[ He'll linger for a bit but he won't take too much - pulling back once he deems it enough, though he stays on Emet's laps and ends up wrapping an arm around him ]

A little. And I wasn't about to beg for the record. I just said please like any polite person would.

[ He's a little surprised when Emet mentions Alexander - he hadn't expected him to have told much to Childe but it makes sense that he provided at least the basics ]

[ childe snorts into the liquor, reeling back and coughing, because he doesn’t believe five for a second. ] If Emet hadn’t let you go then and there you would have absolutely begged. Who has time for manners when you’re getting dicked down and sucked off. [ licks his own nose and moves closer, wedging himself in between them as best he can. ] …even more ironic given who your fiancé is now.

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