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Should I look for some future is now outfits for you, then?

You may select as many as you like, but I will only wear one.

[BUT WHAT IF HE MAKES PUPPY EYES AT YOU?]

Why only one?

[Makes a shooing motion.]

Go on. Or I'll decline that as well. I'll find you in a few minutes, hmm.

[rude! huffs!!]

I'll still get you to wear them.

[But he'll rush off for a while! He's going to look both for a sparkly/neon monstrosity but also for things that might conceivably suit Emet. Like this, but with more glowy bits. Or this. ~~I would add more links but my internet is being REALLY slow so pinterest doesn't load :(~~]

[Pat. Pat. Internet.

He actually does like pink/fuschia neon so when it is toned with black. And he does look a bit taken aback when is presented with them.]

You're actually trying to match my tastes. I'm a little surprised honestly you wouldn't go straight for the ridiculous.

[He hands him a few. Three are actually practical, but the third is definitely an indulgence on his part. And maybe he just thinks Hythlodaeus would look good in Saber Alter clothes.]

[OH MY GOD??? Emet isn't wrong tho Hyth does look good in dresses]

Ah, so you want a ridiculous outfit? That can be arranged too!

[But oooh let him look at his own picks! He nods at the suits in appreciation, but does look a little flustered at the dress.]

Well. I didn't realize this was your fancy.

[He is going to pretend he didn't hear that first outfit.]

You wanted twenty outfits if I did so recall. They can't all be suits.

[That's his story anyway.]

[Oh he's going to be a little shit. Leaning in closer!]

Hmmm? And why not?

[He wants to get Emet to admit that he's into Hyth in dresses.]

Is this a request to get you twenty of the exact same robe? I can arrange that as well. I simply thought you'd enjoy something with a little more flair.

Aww, how considerate! But you know I could have twenty of the same robe. And wear it every day, yet every day it will be a different one. Does that not sound like me?

It does. Twenty robes it is, then.

But since we are already here, you might as well try them on before I put them back.

You're not putting them back.

[Said very matter of factly! But he'll head over to the changing booths. He'll try the first three suits on at first, saving up the dress for later, particularly because he wants to see Emet's reaction to it. Anyway! Emerging in one of the suits.]

How do I look? Like a proper member of Baritones yet?

[He takes his hand and twirls him once. He has to stretch up to do it seeing as Hythlodaeus is so tall, but he manages it.]

As if you weren't always welcomed as an esteemed guest always. But you do look sharp. A full suit would be a bit boring for you, truth be told. I thought a bit of youthfulness served it and you better.

[Oh--the twirl takes him by surprise but also makes him smile happily... And again he's going to be an embarrassment, bringing Emet's hand up to his lips to kiss it. Maintaining eye contact all the while.]

It's true! I don't want to start looking like Lahabrea yet.

[His cheeks darken equally from the action as well as the intense scrutiny.]

Here am I trying to flatter you and getting bested for my efforts.

[ :> ]

I do hope you aren't going to give up. And you look adorable when you blush.

You could take it easy on me.

[He looks around to ensure there are no other patrons. When that is clear he motions him to a nearby bench.]

Sit. If you would.

Here I thought you enjoy being bullied.

[Giving him a curious look, but sitting down as instructed.]

You know I do. And that I will complain about it.

[He puts the dress up, so it hangs on a nearby rack before he kneels in front of him and begins to undress him. First the vest, then the shoes, and so forth. It is less sensual and more reverent thus being even more embarrassing.]

[It's embarrassing indeed. Hythlodaeus blushes rather pinkly, flustered by how genuinely affectionate it seems to be; he does not move, though, letting Emet get on with it. Maybe bringing his knees just a little closer together though.]

... Are you fond of being counterproductive now?

It is the fastest way to get you in that dress.

[AH. He's both amused and embarrassed that he let himself get caught so easily.]

So you did pick it because you liked the thought of me wearing it.

[He leans up a just a bit to kiss the tip of his nose.]

Of course, I did.

[He smiles, leaning down to quickly kiss his cheek in turn.]

You could have simply been more honest about it.

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