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[firstworldproblem]

One word.

Why?

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Re: Day 477

[firstworldproblem]

No. No. I'm quite certain that was just for the drive.

Re: Day 477

[weenwoon]

Was it, now? Then if you've forgotten where it is we're going, I can decide. And we're going to go clothes shopping, because I am long overdue some Baritones-style clothes. And I need to put you in something neon.

Re: Day 477

[firstworldproblem]

I would look horrible in such bright colors and you know it.

[But he does change course towards the mall.]

Oh, did you want a proper suit or something with a little more flare?

Re: Day 477

[weenwoon]

Why not both? And I'm sure you would look adorable.

Re: Day 477

[firstworldproblem]

Adorable is not the word I would use.

[He parks. And by parks that means he takes up five spaces minimum, a tire in each. Don't ask where the fifth one is. He hops out and opens the door for him.]

Then I get to pick one for you, if you are going to put me in such bright colors.

Re: Day 477

[weenwoon]

It's the word I would use.

[Getting out of the car! You better be giving him your hand to help him out.]

Only one? Here I thought you would be happy to buy me at least twenty new outfits.

Re: Day 477

[firstworldproblem]

[He does help him down and just sees how flustered he is.]

I would be happy to, but you know me and my funds.

Re: Day 477

[weenwoon]

[... well. Then there's a 'ping' from Emet's phone. Enjoy a couple thousands' points' transferral. Hyth is certainly much richer than him!]

I believe that's fixable.

Re: Day 477

[firstworldproblem]

Aren't you supposed to be purchasing memories?

Re: Day 477

[weenwoon]

I've got enough points for both. Serenity left me her funds when she graduated.

Re: Day 477

[firstworldproblem]

Perhaps you should take one after shopping. As my treat.

Re: Day 477

[weenwoon]

And what if it's one that's embarrassing for you?

Re: Day 477

[firstworldproblem]

You think that would deter me from enjoying such a memory? Well would it be worth it.

Re: Day 477

[weenwoon]

[Grins!!]

It's a deal, then. I do hope it will be embarrassing for you.

Re: Day 477

[firstworldproblem]

I might just get an embarrassing memory for you.

[They do arrive at the mall, and he ushers him up a few floors. Does he walk up the down escalators?]

Re: Day 477

[weenwoon]

[You know it! Or rather, well, he runs up them. But the principle is the same.]

Re: Day 477

[firstworldproblem]

[He just waits for him patiently at the top. Well, probably. Even going up Hythlodaeus might make better progress.

But they'll reach the department store soon enough.]

I do hope you enjoy black because that will be the primary color. Off with you, I'll fetch you when I find a few appropriate outfits.

Re: Day 477

[weenwoon]

Should I look for some future is now outfits for you, then?

Re: Day 477

[firstworldproblem]

You may select as many as you like, but I will only wear one.

Re: Day 477

[weenwoon]

[BUT WHAT IF HE MAKES PUPPY EYES AT YOU?]

Why only one?

Re: Day 477

[firstworldproblem]

[Makes a shooing motion.]

Go on. Or I'll decline that as well. I'll find you in a few minutes, hmm.

Re: Day 477

[weenwoon]

[rude! huffs!!]

I'll still get you to wear them.

[But he'll rush off for a while! He's going to look both for a sparkly/neon monstrosity but also for things that might conceivably suit Emet. Like this, but with more glowy bits. Or this. I would add more links but my internet is being REALLY slow so pinterest doesn't load :(]

Re: Day 477

[firstworldproblem]

[Pat. Pat. Internet.

He actually does like pink/fuschia neon so when it is toned with black. And he does look a bit taken aback when is presented with them.]

You're actually trying to match my tastes. I'm a little surprised honestly you wouldn't go straight for the ridiculous.

[He hands him a few. Three are actually practical, but the third is definitely an indulgence on his part. And maybe he just thinks Hythlodaeus would look good in Saber Alter clothes.]

Re: Day 477

[weenwoon]

[OH MY GOD??? Emet isn't wrong tho Hyth does look good in dresses]

Ah, so you want a ridiculous outfit? That can be arranged too!

[But oooh let him look at his own picks! He nods at the suits in appreciation, but does look a little flustered at the dress.]

Well. I didn't realize this was your fancy.

Re: Day 477

[firstworldproblem]

[He is going to pretend he didn't hear that first outfit.]

You wanted twenty outfits if I did so recall. They can't all be suits.

[That's his story anyway.]