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Starting to. But it's my fault this time, I think. So I'm stopping it!

I have no doubts you'll find other endearing ways to catch my ire. Your chance is not yet missed.

[He squeezes his fingers as he keeps his eyes on the road.]

... Where were we going again?

[--he has to laugh at that]

Aren't you driving?

I am doing a fine job of it, I simply forgot the destination!

Well, as I understood it, you were looking for somewhere to pleasure me with your mouth. After that it got a bit technical.

No. No. I'm quite certain that was just for the drive.

Was it, now? Then if you've forgotten where it is we're going, I can decide. And we're going to go clothes shopping, because I am long overdue some Baritones-style clothes. And I need to put you in something neon.

I would look horrible in such bright colors and you know it.

[But he does change course towards the mall.]

Oh, did you want a proper suit or something with a little more flare?

Why not both? And I'm sure you would look adorable.

Adorable is not the word I would use.

[He parks. And by parks that means he takes up five spaces minimum, a tire in each. Don't ask where the fifth one is. He hops out and opens the door for him.]

Then I get to pick one for you, if you are going to put me in such bright colors.

It's the word I would use.

[Getting out of the car! You better be giving him your hand to help him out.]

Only one? Here I thought you would be happy to buy me at least twenty new outfits.

[He does help him down and just sees how flustered he is.]

I would be happy to, but you know me and my funds.

[... well. Then there's a 'ping' from Emet's phone. Enjoy a couple thousands' points' transferral. Hyth is certainly much richer than him!]

I believe that's fixable.

Aren't you supposed to be purchasing memories?

I've got enough points for both. Serenity left me her funds when she graduated.

Perhaps you should take one after shopping. As my treat.

And what if it's one that's embarrassing for you?

You think that would deter me from enjoying such a memory? Well would it be worth it.

[Grins!!]

It's a deal, then. I do hope it will be embarrassing for you.

I might just get an embarrassing memory for you.

[They do arrive at the mall, and he ushers him up a few floors. Does he walk up the down escalators?]

[You know it! Or rather, well, he runs up them. But the principle is the same.]

[He just waits for him patiently at the top. Well, probably. Even going up Hythlodaeus might make better progress.

But they'll reach the department store soon enough.]

I do hope you enjoy black because that will be the primary color. Off with you, I'll fetch you when I find a few appropriate outfits.

Should I look for some future is now outfits for you, then?

You may select as many as you like, but I will only wear one.

[BUT WHAT IF HE MAKES PUPPY EYES AT YOU?]

Why only one?

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